Like with my open letter to
Rick Dick Santo- there is
little chance of you ever reading this entry. You're a busy gal and are
likely not to give two shits about what an angry blog has to tell you.
That being said, it's important to note that most open letters are
rarely written JUST for the subject in mind. I hope that the following
finds a way to you or at the very least, a fan of yours...
It must
be very tough to be you. Being the female voice-piece of the
Conservative Right, and also keeping an image that Republican women can
hold their own in a media dominated by men that secretly would rather
see you in the kitchen or on your knees. These things are all in a days
work. The stage of your show might also feel like the most unforgiving
grade school talent show when you can't speak as reckless and
irresponsible as the First Amendment allows. You poor dear.
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All
this pressure might have accrued into a thirsty rage in need of a
quenching from a mimosa or two. After all, the Republican National
Convention, while a great battle cry against Obama, dramatically fell
short. I could rake through liberal-biased reviews for hours on what
went wrong (like no mention of GW Bush or the troops) but I got shit to do
and you probably don't care. Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair
was the highlight and that's where I rest my case. The night belonged to
a the Right but it went wrong by fizzling out; looking like a festival
of contradiction. This is all preaching to the choir since you are the
poster "lady" of the Republicans. You saw all the spectacle.
So when those Democrats pulled out all the stops and delivered their lineup of colorful figures, inspirational speeches, and
catchy slogans Republicans had sorely lacked- it must have hurt your
pride. How dare they upstage your allies?!
As all this unfolded
before your eyes and stirred your inner child. But this was no ordinary
mentality of adolescence. It was the kind that most keep inside and only
imagine they could say. The average TV viewer gets to flip off the
screen, cuss out loud, or make that amusing "jerk off" hand motion
(C'mon you've made that gesture, am I right!?). But alas, you were low
on options and no amount of jeering could break through the thunderous
applause. In the face of a lost battle you turned to twitter.
“Bill Clinton just impregnated Sandra Fluke backstage” Defamation.
“They’re spicing things up with a live abortion on stage!" That's low, Ann.
“To get Bill Clinton to speak at the convention, Obama had to agree to carry his bags.” Racist?
“Monica Lewinsky somewhere, sobbing, clutching stained dress and eating Haagen Das by the Tv light… Four cats yawning.”
Who were you trying to dig into there?
Judging by these tweets, it sounds like you spent the night clutching a bottle of Hooch.
Apparently,
no one hijacked your twitter account and posted this nonsense on your
name; this was YOU! Ann Coulter: the law graduate, author of several
books and political pundit. Had your name not been attached to these, I
would have sworn this to be a drunk, high school conservative. Tweets
like these beg to question your integrity and call for an examination by
the American people if you know at all what you're talking about. And
this time you can't blame the liberal media- it's all you.
This
isn't the first time you've been ballsy with your words because you are a
repeat offender. You have the right to speak your mind which is the
most important right we have under our Constitution. What you've failed
to realize is that the public has lost more faith in whether they can
take you seriously or not. You might be feeling as if you've been
castrated by the liberal media, but the fast is this: you throw yourself
under the bus almost all the time. May I also point out the most un-American things you've ever said:
How in the Hell can you call yourself a patriot? Do you love America at all?
Lets look at your take on our troops:
"No wonder you guys lost!" To a disabled Vietnam war vet and head of the Vietnam Veterans or America foundation.
What is your thought on Muslims around the world?
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." Oh! Because that worked so well in the Crusades. Have you EVER read a history book?
You've refused to be mature
on the issues and it isn't just yourself that you make look bad. Think
about all of the upstanding Republican women that aren't as irresponsible and stupid as you. With
every unwarranted slander you utter, you set a negative stereo of
real women that believe in being civil and reserved, rather than just
loud and glib.
Didn't you write a book years ago about slander
and how the liberal media uses it to smear your colleagues? Oh yeah, you did
and it was called "Slander". Are you going to write a book entitled
"Hypocrite" as well, or how about "Vulgar" or "Bitch"? Better for me to ask, did you even write that book?
The list
can go on and if you keep this up, it will. Seeing Bill Clinton must
have felt like a kick to the nuts- but your tweet
“Bill Clinton just impregnated Sandra Fluke backstage” made it only look
like the Republican Conservatives were jealous of those glory days when Bubba was Commander and Chief.
But the slander you serve isn't
just from the recent DNC; it gets worse the more people view your CV.
Calling John Edwards a "faggot"? What are you, a frat boy? Grow up!
You're a lawyer and you're representing women; you should act accordingly. Women
have worked very hard fighting a system that would otherwise keep them
in the kitchen all their lives and you respect none of that by viciously
foaming at the mouth that they're all "Godless" liberals.
Maybe
living in the bubble of Fox News has blinded you, but a lot of people
think you're full of shit. This (again) is not liberal slander- I
actually HEAR that from other Republicans. And none of them will
apologize for it because you have yet to show any sign of mature
humility in regards to the things you've said over the years. That is
simply childish. In response, you'll even try to throw the left wing
under the bus and accuse them of saying far worse than you do and to
that I have only this to say:
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| Attention Maddow! please put Ann on MSNBC. |
The day when Racheal Maddow calls you a "cunt" on MSNBC, will be the moment libs owe you an apology.
(for more Mann Coulter madness scroll below the blog for the Youtube video bar of Ann's greatest bloopers)
